INDEX of Doctor Fun cartoons for December 1996

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df961202.jpg	Why ants are so crabby
df961203.jpg	"You sunk my oil tanker!"
df961204.jpg	"Our secretary's out, so
		we hired a tempura worker
		to fill in."
df961205.jpg	The controversial practice
		of chumming in public parks
		in search of the Great White
		Squirrel
df961206.jpg	Dogs in Cyberspace
df961209.jpg	Fully aware of Eunice's passion
		for Mick Jagger, Clyde attempts 
		a romantic coup with the
		assistance of a bag of extra-
		salty microwave popcorn.
df961210.jpg	Oliver Stone's "Toy Story"
df961211.jpg	A decade of progress
df961212.jpg	"I'll be running the first part
		of your exam, and then Doctor
		Armstrong from the large animal
		clinic with take over."
df961213.jpg	Nature films for vegetables
df961216.jpg	"You know, 70 percent of your
		body heat leaves through your
		head."
df961217.jpg	"Right now I'm pond scum, but
		I'd like to work my way up to
		swamp thing."
df961218.jpg	Releasing its helium-filled bladder,
		the blimpmarine makes a quick
		escape from the watery depths.
df961219.jpg	If Raskolnikov had cheated on
		his taxes.
df961220.jpg	The beginning of a very long
		flight
df961223.jpg	Santa introduces mandatory
		drug testing.
df961224.jpg	"The Ghost of Christmas Future
		has a groin pull - I'm the
		Ghost of Groundhog Day Future."
df961225.jpg	Jowly Old St. Nippleless
df961226.jpg	Vend-o-Yule Log
df961227.jpg	Learning the ropes at the North
		Pole
df961230.jpg	... and for the rest of the
		winter, Frosty bored the other
		snowmen to frozen tears with
		the story of his near-death
		experience.
df961231.jpg	Lost at sea and stranded on a
		desert island, a bleeding Gumby
		slowly succumbs to Gingervitis.