INDEX of Doctor Fun cartoons for May 1998 INDEX This index df980501.jpg "Here's the deal - I can't actually give you a heart, but I could fill you up with tomato juice, so if you get shot up, it will produce a cool-looking cinematic effect in the manner of Sam Pekinpah or Quentin Tarantino." df980504.jpg Once a year, the Smithsonian lets museum goers line up to have a chance at trying on George Washington's wooden teeth. df980505.jpg Never flash in a canoe. df980506.jpg The days of wine and noses df980507.jpg When animals act irresponsibly df980508.jpg Another big bug busted df980511.jpg The Bad Dad df980512.jpg Sperm cynics df980513.jpg The problem with those new magnetic stamps df980514.jpg Tom Sawyer in Transylvania df980515.jpg "Hands in the air! I want to see everybody's buddy!" df980525.jpg 1834 - Sir Charles Babbage receives an unwelcome visitor from the future. df980526.jpg "And why has no one asked the obvious question, should the Amish even be invading Mars?" df980527.jpg Joseph accidentally walks through PharoahMart security in his coat of many dye tags. df980528.jpg "Ooh - It's Death - with balloons!"